Entertainment

" Dillard is a Genius "
- Love, Mags

Editor's note: She really said that. I didn't make it up.

~Dillard~
"So you follow American Idol and Dancing With The Stars, right?"

~Maggie~
"Both of them stink this year."

~Dillard~
"What makes you say that?"

~Maggie~
"I can smell something coming from my TV set when they sing."

~Dillard~
"Ha!"

~Maggie~
" ...And as for Dancing With The Stars, most of the dancers have two left feet and Pamela Anderson is liable to fall over on her face at any minute."

~Dillard~
"Wow..."

~Maggie~
" Because of her huge bazoombas."