Romance

"Mags is in love!"

- Maggie Keller

~Dillard~
" That's certainly blogworthy "

~Maggie~

" With two men "

~Dillard~

"At The same time?'

~Maggie!~

"The first is Archbishop Desmond Tutu and the other is the Dalai Lama. When you look at their faces, they radiate love, peace, joy, and happiness."

Entertainment

" Dillard is a Genius "
- Love, Mags

Editor's note: She really said that. I didn't make it up.

~Dillard~
"So you follow American Idol and Dancing With The Stars, right?"

~Maggie~
"Both of them stink this year."

~Dillard~
"What makes you say that?"

~Maggie~
"I can smell something coming from my TV set when they sing."

~Dillard~
"Ha!"

~Maggie~
" ...And as for Dancing With The Stars, most of the dancers have two left feet and Pamela Anderson is liable to fall over on her face at any minute."

~Dillard~
"Wow..."

~Maggie~
" Because of her huge bazoombas."

Packing For Paris

" Special Notice to Courtney: Has Big Daddy taught you to play
Packing for Paris yet? "

Packing for Paris is a fun alphabet game that Maggie is fond of and she wants to get the word out. It involves naming and memorizing items of luggage beginning with each consecutive letter in the alphabet.

" Also, did we ever give the poll results? They need to know the answer was ears. They're my best feature. "

- Love, Mags