Hiatus

" To all my lovely readers: The blog will be on hiatus for two to three weeks while I'm away for eye surgery. Please be nice to Dillard while I'm away."

-Maggie Keller

But just because Maggie is not around doesn't mean you have to be lonely! With your own personal Paper Maggie, you'll always be in good company. Modified from one of harlancore.com's blank BOXPUNX templates, this lightweight and portable effigy will ensure you're never Maggie-less again.

Romance

"Mags is in love!"

- Maggie Keller

~Dillard~
" That's certainly blogworthy "

~Maggie~

" With two men "

~Dillard~

"At The same time?'

~Maggie!~

"The first is Archbishop Desmond Tutu and the other is the Dalai Lama. When you look at their faces, they radiate love, peace, joy, and happiness."

Entertainment

" Dillard is a Genius "
- Love, Mags

Editor's note: She really said that. I didn't make it up.

~Dillard~
"So you follow American Idol and Dancing With The Stars, right?"

~Maggie~
"Both of them stink this year."

~Dillard~
"What makes you say that?"

~Maggie~
"I can smell something coming from my TV set when they sing."

~Dillard~
"Ha!"

~Maggie~
" ...And as for Dancing With The Stars, most of the dancers have two left feet and Pamela Anderson is liable to fall over on her face at any minute."

~Dillard~
"Wow..."

~Maggie~
" Because of her huge bazoombas."

Packing For Paris

" Special Notice to Courtney: Has Big Daddy taught you to play
Packing for Paris yet? "

Packing for Paris is a fun alphabet game that Maggie is fond of and she wants to get the word out. It involves naming and memorizing items of luggage beginning with each consecutive letter in the alphabet.

" Also, did we ever give the poll results? They need to know the answer was ears. They're my best feature. "

- Love, Mags

"Ambi-Aqueous"

" I Like mermaids. They're Ambi-Aqueous."
- Maggie Keller






- Dillard -
" Meaning? "

- Maggie-
"Meaning they can live on land and in water."

- Dillard -
"But what about The Little Mermaid? She couldn't live on land. She needed magic legs."

- Maggie -
" I haven't seen that movie."

Maggie said many interesting things today. "Everyday I get excited when I pass the building site for the new library." Like most VHL regulars, Maggie can't wait to see the new library in its completed state. She was also sure to point out: "Mags will not be here on March 15th. But not to worry, I'll be back on Wednesday." ( in reference to her volunteer duties at the good 'ol Vestavia Hills Library )

Denouncement

" Please don't dress your animals in silly clothes. "

- Mrs. Maggie Keller

Today Maggie's attention was captivated by a book entitled Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves. Needless to say, its photographs invoked her deepest sympathies.

Humility

" I am a Library Champion! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! "
- Mrs Maggie Keller

"Maggie Says" Feb 3rd, 2010

"Today I saw my ENT (Ear/Nose/Throat Doctor) who gave me the following news: 'Mrs Keller, You have the hearing of a teenager.' So watch what you say 'cause I can hear everything."
- Maggie Keller

The ENT however, neglected to comment on the condition of Mrs Keller's nose and/or throat.

"Special notice to April and Courtney, why didn't you vote in the poll?"
"And to Courtney: Did "Big Daddy" teach you to play I'm packing For Paris yet?"
- Mags

"Maggie Says" 1-27-10

" Secret Code message to April and Courtney from Mags: Life is good and don't you forget it! (especially for you two - look at the good man you have in your life now). Love, Mags "

PS - "His life is pretty darn good too, with you two girls in it."
PPS - "Sorry to exclude any of my other fans but April and Courtney seem to be the only readers of this blog."
- Maggie Keller

"Maggie Says" 1-20-10

"Went by the mayor's office today, gave him a hug and thanked him for our new library!"
- Maggie Keller

Maggie expressed her enthusiasm for the new Vestavia Hills library today, adding "Let's all play Packing for Paris!"