"Ambi-Aqueous"

" I Like mermaids. They're Ambi-Aqueous."
- Maggie Keller






- Dillard -
" Meaning? "

- Maggie-
"Meaning they can live on land and in water."

- Dillard -
"But what about The Little Mermaid? She couldn't live on land. She needed magic legs."

- Maggie -
" I haven't seen that movie."

Maggie said many interesting things today. "Everyday I get excited when I pass the building site for the new library." Like most VHL regulars, Maggie can't wait to see the new library in its completed state. She was also sure to point out: "Mags will not be here on March 15th. But not to worry, I'll be back on Wednesday." ( in reference to her volunteer duties at the good 'ol Vestavia Hills Library )

Denouncement

" Please don't dress your animals in silly clothes. "

- Mrs. Maggie Keller

Today Maggie's attention was captivated by a book entitled Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves. Needless to say, its photographs invoked her deepest sympathies.

Humility

" I am a Library Champion! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! "
- Mrs Maggie Keller

"Maggie Says" Feb 3rd, 2010

"Today I saw my ENT (Ear/Nose/Throat Doctor) who gave me the following news: 'Mrs Keller, You have the hearing of a teenager.' So watch what you say 'cause I can hear everything."
- Maggie Keller

The ENT however, neglected to comment on the condition of Mrs Keller's nose and/or throat.

"Special notice to April and Courtney, why didn't you vote in the poll?"
"And to Courtney: Did "Big Daddy" teach you to play I'm packing For Paris yet?"
- Mags